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The audience asked and so Im  taking a turn from my oh so  depressing and personal encounters to the warm embrace  of a normal blogging

what is normal blogging ?

writing my opinions on current affairs my affairs and witty and spicy articles one is bumping into while surfing the net

can I  do it in  English ? interesting and amusing  enough to hold  an  audience of readers ? . that would be a  challenge  as my small audience, already tired of my impossible love  life, surly deserves  more. doing blogging in Hebrew for  quite a while I  know that it  takes time,  developing  unique  style and putting  the statements in short witty and heart warming words is something that develops gradually.  if Ill be patient it will happen faster. its  this impossible thing with patience, teaching you a great lesson once you’re brave enough to accept it as a teacher.

my  fears?  that I wont be able to bring that  emotion  again that I can only bring in my own mother  tongue. managed to do it in  the short secrets I shared with you so  far.  not  so sure I can do that yet with those English demanding rules. but I dare . myself  and  you to read me  with comfort and to realize.  English language can still learn a few new curves these days that most of  London is less and less British, and the language I hear in the street is not  always the English I hear in  your living room on that deep leather sofa.

don’t get me wrong I adore that English. but my writing always came from other places. from my ears, from the stories I hear and  see in tube encounters. I admit, my writing comes from the people, as If I had been crowned by the crowed to be their queen of prose.

well I am more likely be the mistress  of letters until Ill get the ok to be more. most of my writing comes from my heart, impatient , un censored and fluently written as my hand clicks the digits of the keyboard.  (mostly  I end up writing completely different things than those I planed in the first place)

but what am i saying  really? where is the blogging part of  the opinions or things I have to  say something about? here! today I had a few issues to deal with. issue pronounced with sh and  not ss sound like the Americans and not like u English  people. I do  have  a problem  with that so lets make it my first opinion.

accents. I  have a problem with it. OK not  a problem, I  have something to say about it. I mostly  like to hear  foreign people talk English as they seem  to look at the word and make it  their own. they read it as it spelled(make sense) they forget about the  laws of English, and they create a charming new language that is a lot more authentic for  my everyday reality than that English of Cambridge  professors. Yes I know one who may read me that comes from that particular institute feels a bit uncomfortable with  me right now , ready to  answer   back if I  even deserve  an  answer and wonder  why on earth I  had to choose this issue  to  be  the first one to be dealt with.  and  so  relax, I  don say I don’t  like to hear you talking.  I  am  actually delighted every  time you open  your mouth  and softly the  words are  sailing from your throat to this enchanting place you and a few more belong  to. in between old  break  houses scattered in wide fields  with old walls and even  older trees.  that  English of yours  makes me wish to be born to a woman with a milky skin who while breastfeeding  me reads Shakespeare and watch  Stephen fry.

but here in London most people are not  you. they had  been fed by a very similar  milk  but  listen to different tunes, to exotic writers or the local Mohazin . some heard the rumbling wheels of rikcha and its  drivers steps, shouting to the crowed to  clear  him a path while driving in an old market  mew. some  were born in a European big  metropolis who pronouns the s like z and the w  like  v and the  d like t and even when reading Austen and Bronte.

and I like that . I like  that impossible  mumble  of accents when I  walk in  London. its more real to me and evident obviously as its where I live. to  your Cambridge I  can escape when invited or when you kindly read  me  your stories expecting  nothing  but  my  sweet admiration.

and  so  what about the Americans.  ok I  do not  like their accent ,  that’s  just their  way to annoy the  world  for  being  so  negative about them .  Ill have  to  write here one day about the American  lady who set  with me in a  tram in Rome talking  about 200 kinds of gelato , a trip that by  the end of it  i hated Americans  and Gelato. finally I  like Russians  talking Hebrew, I like  Germans talking  french and Italians  talking  English. that I have here in London more than anywhere  else. Ill miss  that one day

and any other issues of  today’s current affairs  for instance. ok  I  don’t  know how  to  respond to  the fact  that  rabbis in America had  been found  suspect of selling organs. I read those who suspect  yet  another blood plot is being planned  by  the obviously antisemitic Obama.  to  that nonsense I do  not  even want to reply, as ignorance makes me bad writer in  every language.

so the news that Ill pick randomly from the headlines of  eonline. my favorite news  as  the world is harsh an d I  like to escape  there .

http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/b135782_fans_look_bruumlno_in_austria_hes_in.html

Yes i  had  seen the film. laughed at   the right places, scratched  myself at the wrong places and mostly  wondered  about the length of  Brunos….legs.

and I  have a few things to say about him

1. yes of course Im proud  he is one  of us, the  Jewish community.  he  got tickets to  his Israeli relatives on the premier  in Tel Aviv

2. hes a great actor,  combining   slapstick, drama  and dirty thoughts.

3. austria  never was so attractive since  the  jolly days of Cafe  Zacher

4. the scene of the mili vanili seance encouraged me  while thinking  of the next world and death.

5. finally someone says all the wrong  but  right things about the Hollywood royalty and so  deserves an oscar himself or  at list  a  square on that  famous boardwalk

6. Im  really curious about his next alter ego  and  maybe  I can  offer him to play a  woman?

7.  it  took  god to  create  the world in 7 days ? I  wonder what Bruno had to say about that and  everythign else he would like to  say about  god and  religion

as  I have  to rush to  the synagogue of Rabbi  Hulbert I think  it  is time to end these  kind thoughts and  go Iron my shabbat words for his liberal  congregation.

Shabbat  Shalom